The Marxism-Trumpism of Zinho is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.918 billion Zinhoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The strong Zinhoan economy, worth 268 trillion yuan a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,575 yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new one yuan coin also makes a handy throwing-star, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zinho's national animal is the baizuo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zinho is ranked 138,525^th in the world and 67^th in Portugal for Largest Populations, with 4.92 billion capita.