The State of Zambuzi is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 10.533 billion Zambuzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 42.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Zambuzian economy, worth 208 trillion betales a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 19,805 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zambuzi's national animal is the deer.

Zambuzi is ranked 103,309^th in the world and 1^st in Beschamendhaus for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 33.63 on the Bus Surprisal Index.