The Democratic Republic of Yumeiro is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by TheSenate with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.637 billion Yumeiroans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yumecity. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Yumeiroan economy, worth 732 trillion Dreamers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 110,314 Dreamers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yumeiro's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yumeiro is ranked 264,108^th in the world and 9,344^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -208.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.