The Kingdom of Yogania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Yogory VII with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.556 billion Yoganians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koppola. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Yoganian economy, worth 57.7 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,110 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, and a major religion has been named as Yogania's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yogania's national animal is the Yoganian Red Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Yogania is ranked 95,120^th in the world and 103^rd in Eurth for Most Corrupt Governments, with 14.69 kickbacks per hour.