The Republic of Yamagoochie0083 is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.324 billion Yamagoochie0083ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The strong Yamagoochie0083ian economy, worth 323 trillion kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 60,828 kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 392,046 per year while the poor average 3,813, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, surveillance cameras are banned, Yamagoochie0083 has designated Yamagoochie0083 City as its capital city, and prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Yamagoochie0083's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yamagoochie0083 is ranked 131,773^rd in the world and 5,638^th in Balder for Largest Populations, with 5.32 billion capita.