The Theocracy of Yakovaga is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.25 billion Yakovagans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.5%.

The strong Yakovagan economy, worth 210 trillion beetaias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 64,783 beetaias, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yakovaga's national animal is the solsha, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Yakovaga is ranked 296,122^nd in the world and 14^th in Metropolitan Corvinia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.