The Anxys of Xys is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 6.209 billion Xysians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Xysian economy, worth 148 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,862 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, X-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and all screens are equal but some are more equal than others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xys's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xys is ranked 111,254^th in the world and 26^th in Komut Universe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.55 law-abiding acts per hour.