The Pacific Community of Vyv is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tekla Alexandra Sinklar with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.988 billion Vyviots are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kva. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vyviot economy, worth a remarkable 2,752 trillion Anchovies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 153,012 Anchovies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime is totally unknown. Vyv's national animal is the Atlantic Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vyv is ranked 3,266^th in the world and 79^th in the Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 239.19 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.