The Cold Personification of Arcti-Chan is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Arcti with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.866 billion Followers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hii. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Arcti-Chan Follower economy, worth a remarkable 5,467 trillion Municipal Antarctic Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 424,990 Municipal Antarctic Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, and frequent flyers are chiseled into statues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arcti-Chan's national animal is the Weddell Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Arcti-Chan is ranked 326,014^th in the world and 3,165^th in the Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13.11 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.