The Principality of United ottmaic is a massive, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.181 billion United ottmaicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong United ottmaician economy, worth 72.1 trillion ottmanic lire a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,028 ottmanic lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, you can't spell society without CIS, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United ottmaic's national animal is the hwitica falcon.

United ottmaic is ranked 193,897^th in the world and 7,021^st in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.