The Pinnaclist Republic of Colombar is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Aiden Demargo with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.654 billion Kolombars are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estana. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kolombari economy, worth 372 trillion Ostrols a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,947 Ostrols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colombar's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Colombar is ranked 13,466^th in the world and 577^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.