The Holy Empire of The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the ✨ Post-humane Association of 10 ✨ with a fair hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.978 billion Secret Society of Zimbabwae2ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ⛲ New Heavens ⛲. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Secret Society of Zimbabwae2ian economy, worth 253 trillion NT$s a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 128,209 NT$s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 424,613 per year while the poor average 28,916, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

The seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2's national animal is the Orbak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freedom - Christianity chosen by most 🕊.

The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2 is ranked 25,575^th in the world and 838^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,034.73 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.