The Republic of Union of Zuid Afrika is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.315 billion Zuid Afrikans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pretoria. The average income tax rate is 12.9%.

The Union of Zuid Afrikan economy, worth 78.5 trillion Rand a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,677 Rand, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, Anglicism has been named as Union of Zuid Afrika's national religion, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Union of Zuid Afrika's national animal is the Sprinbok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglicism.

Union of Zuid Afrika is ranked 148,714^th in the world and 64^th in Geopolity for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 591.8 on the Gilded Widget Scale.