Population | 4.425 billion |
Capital | Perktropolis |
Leader | Porgie |
Faith | Porgism |
Currency | lucky |
Animal | polar bear |
The Federation of Perktonia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Porgie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.425 billion Perktonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perktropolis. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Perktonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,122 trillion luckies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 253,674 luckies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, and it's scientifically provable that Perktonian guys don't know how to make a woman happy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perktonia's national animal is the polar bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Porgism.
Perktonia is ranked 254,980th in the world and 103rd in Geopolity for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Perktonia, it's scientifically provable that Perktonian guys don't know how to make a woman happy.
- : Following new legislation in Perktonia, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
- : Following new legislation in Perktonia, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
- : Following new legislation in Perktonia, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
- : Following new legislation in Perktonia, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
- : Perktonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Perktonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Perktonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Most Influential, Most Avoided, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Largest Black Market.
- : Perktonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Perktonia, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 11 » Labyrnna, Eulumia, Iran-e, Banglades h, Central-Asia, Indhiya, Land of Sapmi, South Slavia-, The Baltic Confederation, Union of Zuid Afrika, and Upper Tuchoim.