The Democratic Peoples Republic of Uncilttakia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Silam Moko with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, avant-garde cinema, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.503 billion Uncilttakians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noco. The average income tax rate is 31.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Uncilttakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,164 trillion Royalties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 136,945 Royalties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones, and photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uncilttakia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Alontism.

Uncilttakia is ranked 51,119^th in the world and 762^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,704.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.