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Lucky Brains
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 500thMost Influential: 1,182ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,398th
The AI Corrupted Polish Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Iquerian

Population2.407 billion

CapitalNorth Pole
LeaderFirst Marshal Aleksander Jabłonowski
FaithM O C Z A R

CurrencyGold Bar
AnimalPegasus Spyware

The AI Corrupted Polish Republic of Iquerian is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by First Marshal Aleksander Jabłonowski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.407 billion Poles are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 77.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish Iquerian economy, worth 597 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 248,090 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on First Marshal Aleksander Jabłonowski's desk, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iquerian's national animal is the Pegasus Spyware, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is M O C Z A R.

Iquerian is ranked 137,421st in the world and 657th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 672.4 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 500thMost Influential: 1,182ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,398thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,375thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,706thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,580thMost Armed: 4,805thHighest Average Incomes: 5,577thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,200thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,635thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,465thLargest Black Market: 7,756thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,811thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,049thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,625thMost Developed: 8,818thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,258thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,830thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,135thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,095thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,186thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,420thSmartest Citizens: 11,445thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,770thMost Cultured: 11,904thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,176thHealthiest Citizens: 12,189thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,888thLargest Governments: 14,269thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,371stTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,626thMost Patriotic: 15,804thBest Weather: 16,458thMost Efficient Economies: 16,516thHighest Food Quality: 18,447thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,737thLowest Crime Rates: 20,776thMost Secular: 21,529thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,726thLargest Retail Industry: 23,533rdLargest Mining Sector: 27,439thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,710th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionLargest Black Market: 45th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 63rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 67th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 73rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 76th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 107th in the regionMost Patriotic: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 128th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 129th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 131st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Iquerian, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Iquerian, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Iquerian was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Iquerian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Iquerian, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on First Marshal Aleksander Jabłonowski's desk.
  • : Following new legislation in Iquerian, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success.
  • : Following new legislation in Iquerian, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • : Iquerian endorsed The Grand Duchy of Australian Luxembourg.
  • : Iquerian was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Australian Luxembourg.
  • : Following new legislation in Iquerian, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.

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World Assembly

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