Population | 2.813 billion |
Capital | The Castle of NoobLord |
Leader | NoobLord |
Faith | Noobism |
Currency | Robux |
Animal | Bacon Hair |
The Kingdom of Noob Farlands is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by NoobLord with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.813 billion Noobs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Castle of NoobLord. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.3%.
The very strong Noob Farlandsian economy, worth 278 trillion Robuxes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,140 Robuxes, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.
Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, a degree in NoobLord Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Noob Farlands's national animal is the Bacon Hair, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Noobism.
Noob Farlands is ranked 95,242nd in the world and 875th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,133.43 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Noob Farlands, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
- : Noob Farlands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements, the Top 5% for Highest Disposable Incomes, and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
- : Noob Farlands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Noob Farlands was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : Noob Farlands was endorsed by The Pink Holy of Kalebo.
- : Noob Farlands was endorsed by The Gardens of Eden-burgh of CSB SA Union.
- : Noob Farlands was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Faack.
- : Noob Farlands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Noob Farlands was endorsed by The Global Empire of DeNorSweLand.
- : Noob Farlands was endorsed by The Incorporated States of HARRIS ASIA.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 112 » Northern German Federation, Invernessia, Armbruster, Elisabethshagen, Thracia Republic, Yahlia, The Champions League, Trixeland, Meropis, Raghallaigh, Slavatania, Seristria, UGBK, Great Clucky, Rary, North of Americas, Walfo, Quentenia, Ausvelt, Irminsulia, An Clar, Scutarie, Leranditale, Dark Matter, Nardin, Leistrona, Gliesetonia, Wombelland, Scytharum, Pilipinas and Malaya, Castlenburg, Ottterland, Someseni, St Scarlett, New Eestiball, Ikarus, Zaznia, Jim the Baptist, Iceagea, Agatep, Bastile, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Stumphosse Res, Imperium Anglorum, Saarenmaa, Ostermarch, Dizgovzy, Alsted, Regnum Italiae, The New Nordic Union, and 62 others.Umeria, Outer Sparta, Icoland, United Communes of Chile, Slavonia and Srijem, Leszno, Super Happy Land, Chioganah, Falvaard, The Scandinavian Realm, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Beriwen, Bechgyn Benywaidd, East Ase Palmars, Nordivia, Flaminia, Foudina, Calicov, Iquerian, Dipretorian, Dauershire, Ortigia, Salwonia, Northern Socialist States, Elestansa, Makykay, Karnea, Zulrich, New Vorarlberg, The Asten Islands, Skalliad, Orsik, Basque Dominion, Astaraion, Aresetia, Istastioner, Mally Piznoopia, Robbonia, Republic of Auctoritas, Kkorea, The AbelLandia, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, Reiserland, Narmocrana, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Thracia and Crimea, Greater Bahland, Woodlands, Kronverg, Agausia, Cambany, Chronus, DeNorSweLand, Faack, CSB SA Union, Kalebo, and Western Balkania.