The Kingdom of Tsoria is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 778 million Tsorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Siti o Horizon. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Tsorian economy, worth 29.2 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 37,592 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Tsoria after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsoria's national animal is the chimpanzee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tsoria is ranked 76,983^rd in the world and 17^th in Valaryia for Safest, scoring 92.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.