The Federation of Trinity Legion Football Confederation is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.732 billion Trinity Legion Football Confederationians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 38.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Trinity Legion Football Confederationian economy, worth 170 trillion Footballs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 35,992 Footballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trinity Legion Football Confederation's national animal is the Football, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Trinity Legion Football Confederation is ranked 129,103^rd in the world and 12^th in Trinity Legion for Fattest Citizens, with 10.22 Obesity Rate.