The Most Serene Republic of Trinitopia is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 6.942 billion Trinitopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaconia City. The average income tax rate is 19.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trinitopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,734 trillion aloo pies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 249,907 aloo pies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

News headlines usually include p-values, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice, and gossip magazines have pictures of Leader sunbathing on the beach with political rivals. Crime is totally unknown. Trinitopia's national animal is the hummingbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Trinitopia is ranked 86,586^th in the world and 4,688^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.67 law-abiding acts per hour.