The Imperial Republic of Tomzilla is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tomaz'Schadl with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 47.633 billion Tomzillans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Radwaf. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tomzillan economy, worth an astonishing 15,777 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 331,224 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", finders keepers is the law of the land, and people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals. Crime is totally unknown. Tomzilla's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ancestral Veneration.

Tomzilla is ranked 1,328^th in the world and 56^th in Balder for Most Developed, scoring 98.34 on the Human Development Index.