The Republic of Toadessa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kermit with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.777 billion Toadessians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kwak. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.8%.

The very strong Toadessian economy, worth 591 trillion podols a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 60,495 podols, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,918 per year while the poor average 9,244, a ratio of 27.7 to 1.

Frogs that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage, former state leaders include a TV comic and a cowboy actor, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toadessa's national animal is the frog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Toadessa is ranked 195,689^th in the world and 90^th in New Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.08 law-abiding acts per hour.