The Colony of TMF33 is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 2.548 billion TMF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 10.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TMF33ian economy, worth 114 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,080 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TMF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TMF33 is ranked 131,948^th in the world and 1^st in The Metaxist Front for Most Primitive, scoring -43.01 on the Scary Big Number Scale.