The Imperial Republic of The United Kingdoms of America is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Elector Sam Amidala with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.499 billion Americans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of United City of the Republic. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 2,881 trillion United Kingdom Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 164,652 United Kingdom Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, and third world countries are rich in "I Love United City Of The Republic" t-shirts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Kingdoms of America's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

The United Kingdoms of America is ranked 5,492^nd in the world and 39^th in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.31 law-abiding acts per hour.