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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 321stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 475thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 604th
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The United Kingdoms of America

Population13.916 billion

CapitalUnited City of the Republic
LeaderElector Sam Amidala

CurrencyUnited Kingdom Note

The Imperial Republic of The United Kingdoms of America is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Elector Sam Amidala with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.916 billion Uniteds are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of United City of the Republic. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 2,130 trillion United Kingdom Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 153,110 United Kingdom Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elector Sam Amidala's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Kingdoms of America's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

The United Kingdoms of America is ranked 5,071st in the world and 42nd in The Leftist Assembly for Smartest Citizens, with 127.53 quips per hour.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 321stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 475thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 604thLeast Corrupt Governments: 734thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 864thBest Weather: 936thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,085thMost Inclusive: 1,144thHighest Food Quality: 1,294thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,301stNicest Citizens: 1,401stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,406thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,704thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,755thSafest: 1,832ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,878thHealthiest Citizens: 2,023rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,083rdMost Cultured: 2,086thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,143rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,482ndTop
Most Developed: 3,065thLargest Governments: 3,279thMost Pacifist: 3,448thMost Influential: 4,286thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,507thSmartest Citizens: 5,071stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,879thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,277thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,046thLowest Crime Rates: 7,219thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,561stHighest Economic Output: 8,951stMost Armed: 11,800thNudest: 11,803rdTop
Most Secular: 13,986thHighest Average Incomes: 14,761stMost Efficient Economies: 15,840thMost Income Equality: 20,679thLargest Populations: 22,759thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,263rd
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionSafest: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionNudest: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 45th in the regionMost Pacifist: 46th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 53rd in the region

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