The Empire of African-Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alex Matarirano with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 4.896 billion African-Empireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alkebulan Niayara. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient African-Empirean economy, worth 756 trillion New Quetzals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,494 New Quetzals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sports club owners are having a moneyball, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, and animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. African-Empire's national animal is the Sabre Moon Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

African-Empire is ranked 129,855^th in the world and 2,886^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,366.97 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.