The People's Union of The New Misiones is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Axani Milostowa with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.904 billion Misioneans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Linnale. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Misionesian economy, worth 823 trillion Mylas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 139,502 Mylas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death, fat taxes on red meat has left the beef industry extra lean, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Misiones's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The New Misiones is ranked 150,502^nd in the world and 19^th in The Social Liberal Union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 481.34 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.