The Green Nation of Technoloplant is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.154 billion Saplings are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Techniaplant. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Technik economy, worth a remarkable 1,574 trillion Green Onions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,148 Green Onions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Leader, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases. Crime is totally unknown. Technoloplant's national animal is the Cydog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neo-Dendrolite.

Technoloplant is ranked 302,673^rd in the world and 38^th in The Social Liberal Union for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 13,691.44 Standard Monetary Units.