The Democratic Provinces of Canadain is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Elect with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.054 billion Canadainians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otterwa. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadainian economy, worth 483 trillion Loonie and Toonies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,337 Loonie and Toonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Elect's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadain's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Earthism.

Canadain is ranked 9,440^th in the world and 17^th in The Social Liberal Union for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 12,118.28 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.