The Corporate Republic of The New America Union State is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by George W Bush with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.44 billion Americans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.5%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 2,142 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 205,175 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 897,140 per year while the poor average 29,602, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness, schoolkids are often mistaken for fast food workers, and brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New America Union State's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Corporatism.

The New America Union State is ranked 4,750^th in the world and 322^nd in Balder for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 120,027.72 Standard Monetary Units.