The Oppressed Peoples of The Havoc Servant is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 721 million Havoc Servantians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The thriving Havoc Servantian economy, worth 42.8 trillion Units a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 59,304 Units, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 534,758 per year while the poor average 805, a ratio of 663 to 1.

Road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, and an inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Havoc Servant's national animal is the Larry, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Havoc Servant is ranked 268,936^th in the world and 23^rd in Hells Lounge for Most Cultured, scoring 60 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.