The Kingdom of The British Provinces of America is a large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 163 million British Provinces of Americans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 30.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The British Provinces of American economy, worth 8.03 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 49,281 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Students cut up leftover pounds during Arts and Crafts, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, a glyph of Leader is worth a thousand letters, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The British Provinces of America's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The British Provinces of America is ranked 110,088^th in the world and 1,477^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 10.94 Obesity Rate.