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Ubi concordia, ibi Victoria. Chancellor Anahuac
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,629thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,174thBest Weather: 16,208th
The Unified Dominion of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Teonage

Population11.109 billion

CapitalSoccoro Falls
LeaderChancellor Anahuac
FaithSolarism

CurrencyCubits
AnimalScarlet Tatinger

The Unified Dominion of Teonage is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Anahuac with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 11.109 billion Teonageans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soccoro Falls. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Teonagean economy, worth a remarkable 1,050 trillion Cubits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,527 Cubits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, visiting dignitaries often take advantage of strict reparation policies by stubbing their toes, and Chancellor Anahuac's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teonage's national animal is the Scarlet Tatinger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Solarism.

Teonage is ranked 170,639th in the world and 176th in The Wellspring for Most Stationary, with 99.04519355548 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,629thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,174thBest Weather: 16,208thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,384thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,551stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,108thHealthiest Citizens: 17,190thMost Cultured: 17,364thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,626thMost Devout: 18,840thHighest Food Quality: 23,676thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,862ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,939thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,485thLargest Publishing Industry: 27,971stHighest Economic Output: 28,323rdLowest Crime Rates: 28,524th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionMost Devout: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 38th in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 39th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 48th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 50th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionLargest Governments: 59th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 60th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 65th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 68th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 71st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teonage, Chancellor Anahuac's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Teonage was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Teonage was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Teonage, visiting dignitaries often take advantage of strict reparation policies by stubbing their toes.
  • : Teonage was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Teonage's influence in The Wellspring rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Teonage, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility.
  • : Teonage's influence in The Wellspring rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Teonage's influence in The Wellspring rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Teonage's influence in The Wellspring rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".

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