Population | 11.109 billion |
Capital | Soccoro Falls |
Leader | Chancellor Anahuac |
Faith | Solarism |
Currency | Cubits |
Animal | Scarlet Tatinger |
The Unified Dominion of Teonage is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Anahuac with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 11.109 billion Teonageans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soccoro Falls. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Teonagean economy, worth a remarkable 1,050 trillion Cubits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,527 Cubits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
This year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, visiting dignitaries often take advantage of strict reparation policies by stubbing their toes, and Chancellor Anahuac's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teonage's national animal is the Scarlet Tatinger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Solarism.
Teonage is ranked 170,639th in the world and 176th in The Wellspring for Most Stationary, with 99.04519355548 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Teonage, Chancellor Anahuac's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
- : Teonage was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Teonage was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Teonage, visiting dignitaries often take advantage of strict reparation policies by stubbing their toes.
- : Teonage was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Teonage's influence in The Wellspring rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Following new legislation in Teonage, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility.
- : Teonage's influence in The Wellspring rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Teonage's influence in The Wellspring rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Teonage's influence in The Wellspring rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".