The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.948 billion Roissylandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,647 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,323 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roissyland's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Undeclared.

Roissyland is ranked 607^th in the world and 7^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 87.42 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.