The Join Lily of Switz got lazy 7 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 11.702 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Join Lily economy, worth 456 trillion Join Lilies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,035 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got lazy 7's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switz got lazy 7 is ranked 128,915^th in the world and 4,512^th in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.98 kickbacks per hour.