The Republic of SWEENER is a large, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 109 million SWEENERians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 7.9%.

The strong SWEENERian economy, worth 6.12 trillion euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 56,150 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. SWEENER's national animal is the red panda, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

SWEENER is ranked 227,253^rd in the world and 9^th in Magna Archen for Safest, scoring 45.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.