The Federal Republic of Sutarianesia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emergency Government with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.132 billion Sutarianese enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alcania. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sutarianesian economy, worth 917 trillion Merilles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,672 Merilles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sutarianesia's national animal is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sutarianesia is ranked 6,612^th in the world and 186^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 41.53 average smiles per day.