The Free Palestine of Lilli Lands is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lilli Ka'aihue with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.713 billion Lilli citizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 'Aina o nā Honu. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lilli economy, worth 92.1 trillion kālās a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,764 kālās, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lilli Lands's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is obviously Honu Akua.

Lilli Lands is ranked 25,784^th in the world and 684^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 111.02 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.