The United States of America Gone Wrong is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, aversion to nipples, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 5.658 billion Kiwis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiwi economy, worth 804 trillion Soviet Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 142,261 Soviet Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and drunk leprechauns pelt countryside ramblers with gold coins (America Gone Wrong has found 5 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. America Gone Wrong's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Philosophy.

America Gone Wrong is ranked 3,261^st in the world and 83^rd in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 138.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.