The Matriarchy of Titanaa is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 931 million Titanaans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Titanaan economy, worth 43.7 trillion Titan Marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,897 Titan Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, Leader has just been declared ruler of Titanaa in an international press conference, and owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanaa's national animal is the Space dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Titanaa is ranked 31,657^th in the world and 1,125^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.