The Great Empire of Kandorith is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yoshiro Murakami with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 32.042 billion Kandorese enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenkyo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kandorese economy, worth an astonishing 15,597 trillion Zais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 486,772 Zais, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,006,062 per year while the poor average 77,765, a ratio of 25.8 to 1.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, neighboring nations are tired of Kandorith's big fish stories, and one can wake up in Kandorith and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Kandorith's national animal is the Kudokin Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tendo.

Kandorith is ranked 289,638^th in the world and 6,347^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.26 pounds of wildlife per square mile.