The ☭Transbian Communist Empire☭ of Soviet Onion I is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by ☭ Vladimir Lenin ☭ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.401 billion ☭Transbian Communist onioner ☭s are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ☭ Leningrad ☭. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ☭Transbian Communist Soviet Onionier ☭ economy, worth 543 trillion ☭ Sapphic Rubel ☭s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 226,466 ☭ Sapphic Rubel ☭s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

High school bands practice by moonlight, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Soviet Onion I. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Onion I's national animal is the ☭Lesbian Bear ☭, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is ☭ Soveitinity ☭.

Soviet Onion I is ranked 303,923^rd in the world and 1,311^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -5.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.