The Rogue Nation of Something Dumb is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by iKINGCAKE with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.151 billion Dumbians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Something Dumb City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dumbian economy, worth a remarkable 5,674 trillion Muffins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 245,090 Muffins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are pillars of society, shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, and public caravans smell like litter boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Something Dumb's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dumbness.

Something Dumb is ranked 321,964^th in the world and 3^rd in Yarnia for Safest, scoring 5.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.