Population | 2.591 billion |
Capital | Glavni |
Leader | Jovan Jovanovic |
Currency | Dinar |
Animal | Mockingbird |
The Realm of Social Rights is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jovan Jovanovic with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.591 billion Socialists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glavni. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Socialist economy, worth 442 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 170,779 Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 686,883 per year while the poor average 28,416, a ratio of 24.2 to 1.
Ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Socialist beaches, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, anti-government web sites are springing up, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Social Rights's national animal is the Mockingbird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Social Rights is ranked 199,099th in the world and 7,827th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 45.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Social Rights, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Social Rights, anti-government web sites are springing up.
- : Following new legislation in Social Rights, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.
- : Following new legislation in Social Rights, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Socialist beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Social Rights, the caged-bird trade is singing.
- : Social Rights's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Social Rights's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Social Rights, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels.
- : Following new legislation in Social Rights, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies.
- : Following new legislation in Social Rights, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.