The Socialist People's Republic of Smerekovia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Frantiek Burian with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.702 billion Smerekovians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stotko. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Smerekovian economy, worth 118 trillion Zláties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 43,833 Zláties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Smerekovia's hospitals, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, the government funds large training centres to turn wolves into functioning members of society, and raccoons are plump and satiated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smerekovia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Smerekovia is ranked 185,600^th in the world and 64^th in Anteria for Largest Populations, with 2.70 billion capita.