The Democratic People's Republic of Slavestate is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Felix Dzerzhinsky with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 44.473 billion Slavestateans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slavestate City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Slavestatean economy, worth a remarkable 8,099 trillion credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,111 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Carefully-staged grief is displayed by Felix Dzerzhinsky after national disasters, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavestate's national animal is the hog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slavestate is ranked 8,553^rd in the world and 3^rd in USSR for Most Corrupt Governments, with 169.19 kickbacks per hour.