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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9thLargest Welfare Programs: 25th
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Greater Cuba

Population31.715 billion

CapitalNueva Havana
LeaderChe Castro

Animaldik dik

The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.715 billion Cubans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 8,685 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 273,850 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 194th in the world and 1st in USSR for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 36,852.2 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9thLargest Welfare Programs: 25thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 38thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 46thLargest Governments: 107thHighest Average Tax Rates: 119thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 169thMost Advanced Public Education: 194thSafest: 206thMost Beautiful Environments: 212thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 243rdMost Pacifist: 246thLowest Crime Rates: 350thMost Subsidized Industry: 432ndBest Weather: 509thMost Influential: 595thHighest Economic Output: 651stLongest Average Lifespans: 721stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 903rdSmartest Citizens: 968thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,056thMost Stationary: 1,172ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,480thLargest Populations: 1,938thNicest Citizens: 2,137thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,170thTop
Most Cultured: 2,670thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,702ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,730thMost Inclusive: 2,825thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,991stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,267thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,537thMost Developed: 5,513thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,580thTop
Most Secular: 14,995thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,994thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,216th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the region

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