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We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10thLargest Welfare Programs: 28th
The Great Scientific Polity of
Left-wing Utopia
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Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
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Greater Cuba

Population35.857 billion

CapitalNueva Havana
LeaderChe Castro

CurrencyRouble
Animaldik dik

The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.857 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 9,847 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 274,640 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 303,078th in the world and 39th in USSR for Fattest Citizens, with 1.95 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10thLargest Welfare Programs: 28thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 57thLargest Governments: 141stHighest Average Tax Rates: 146thMost Advanced Public Education: 206thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 218thSafest: 242ndMost Beautiful Environments: 253rdMost Pacifist: 395thLowest Crime Rates: 421stBest Weather: 615thMost Influential: 627thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 657thHighest Economic Output: 699thMost Subsidized Industry: 725thLongest Average Lifespans: 904thMost Stationary: 1,028thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,049thSmartest Citizens: 1,086thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,323rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,827thLargest Populations: 1,834thNicest Citizens: 2,725thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,790thHighest Food Quality: 2,893rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,062ndMost Cultured: 3,106thHighest Average Incomes: 3,186thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,195thMost Inclusive: 3,533rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,097thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,581stMost Developed: 6,663rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,914thTop
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Most Secular: 17,261stMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,453rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,355thMost Income Equality: 29,440th
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Witchcraft and Sorcery".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Drug Decriminalization Act"".
  • : Greater Cuba endorsed The Armed Republic of The fectalis.
  • : Greater Cuba was endorsed by The Armed Republic of The fectalis.
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "World Assembly Website Act".
  • : Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Stock Exchanges and Foreign investment"".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Islamic States".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 6 » RedCommunist, Slavestate, Red state of redosia, Imphic, Mutant wasteland, and The fectalis.

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