The Kingdom of Skrekivio is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by King Ørjan Finstad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 918 million Skrekivians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olivio. The average income tax rate is 32.7%.

The strong Skrekivioan economy, worth 41.1 trillion Olvs a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,734 Olvs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, and Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Skrekivio's national animal is the Skrekivian Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Skrekivio is ranked 52,922^nd in the world and 91^st in Horizon for Fattest Citizens, with 13.53 Obesity Rate.