The Kingdom of Simbria is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 232 million Simbrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 34.0%.

The Simbrian economy, worth 13.0 trillion thalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 56,111 thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

A law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive, both criminals and civilians are DOA, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, and the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simbria's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Simbria is ranked 140,311^th in the world and 179^th in Fifth Empire for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 34 Effective Tax Rate.