The Republic of Sergioica is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Big Kahuna Sergio with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.139 billion Sergioicans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krepost. The average income tax rate is 61.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sergioican economy, worth 554 trillion Piastas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 133,977 Piastas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Big Kahuna Sergio, and truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sergioica's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Sergioica is ranked 18,974^th in the world and 489^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 114.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.