The Grand Duchy of Separtia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Duke of Separtia with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.268 billion Separtians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sephoros. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Separtian economy, worth 990 trillion Racisms a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,005 Racisms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most people attending churches are maintenance workers, artists can sign away their music on luxury paper with freshly-squeezed squid ink, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, and birth announcements often also serve as death announcements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Separtia's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Separtia is ranked 7,845^th in the world and 2^nd in UEPU Federal Republic for Highest Average Incomes, with 232,005.49 Standard Monetary Units.